Bowls

Synthetic Salad

Looks, acts, and perfoms like a real salad... But is it, really?

$ 9.45 USD

Privacy Power Bowl

This protien-centric delicacy is 100% CCPA compliant guaranteed.

$ 9.50 USD

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Hours of Operation

  • 24 hours a day,
    7 days a week

    That's right, the fake never sleeps.

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